Hancock

Hancock is a movie starring a mostly unshaven Will Smith about an amnesiac super-hero with alcohol and anger-management issues who discovers his kryptonite is a gorgeous blonde who is now married to his new PR agent but is really his immortal super-hero mate except for the fact they lose their powers around each other and tend to get almost killed over and over again, is filled with sophomoric attempts at humour, some of it based on sad jokes revolving around the sexual functioning of a superhero that have been floating around forever, has a plot that's non-sensical, incomprehensible and full of holes, populated with caricatures, and basically verges on accidental parody.

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